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"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." - Robert Firth
"If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise."
"The more I C, the less I see."
"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."
"After Perl everything else is just assembly language."
"If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."
"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."
"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."
"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."
“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it's a classic by Bill Gates in 1981
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." - Erik Naggum
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
"SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."
"Windows95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.
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